What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them
it’s so cute i want an army of them
take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.
That is not the intended use sir
Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time
Damn, this girl was prepared.
This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat
Phantom if the opurra
I’d rather teen girls reading nothing but terribly written fanfics about their favorite OTPs that express healthy and emotionally-sound romantic relationships than “great literature” that teaches them they are prizes to be won or creatures to be controlled or destroyed.
the subjective and wholly unknowable sum of the human experience makes me so mad like how on earth am i supposed to act ethically with other people when everyone’s needs conflict it’s a fucking outrage