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kazekagays:

metaphoricalanchor:

Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions

Someday soon I am going to dye my hair a bright and unnatural colour. As soon as I’m back from Indonesia and don’t need to look ‘respectable’ to find a grad job.

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Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

I feel like I must have at some point in my life but now I can’t think of any specific examples. Damn. I want to have done this! :(

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

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Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Hmm… probably, but I’m not all that easily embarrassed (at least these days), so I can’t think of any particularly humiliating experiences with crushes.

I did thoroughly embarrass myself in front of someone else’s crush a few months ago, though - I was at a quidditch tournament and for some reason (I think I was just feeling particularly sociable / overexcited / obnoxious) decided I was going to go up to a guy on another team and tell him that “My teammate is really into you and wants to know if you’re single.”

This was actually 100% true, but it didn’t occur to me until immediately afterwards that my “I’m asking for a friend” must have sounded exactly like “I’m asking for me but I’m too lame / shy to say so.” What’s worse is he responded with “Yeah, I am… oh wait, no… no, I just remembered, I’m dating someone.” Uh huh.

matthewsagan:

My cat kept trying to sit on my keyboard and I had to keep taking her off so finally I put another keyboard beside it that’s not plugged in and now she sits on it all proud and shit like she won the battle.

matthewsagan:

My cat kept trying to sit on my keyboard and I had to keep taking her off so finally I put another keyboard beside it that’s not plugged in and now she sits on it all proud and shit like she won the battle.

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

neilnevins:

the harry potter wiki gets really in-depth

neilnevins:

the harry potter wiki gets really in-depth

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

beepony:

alicia-mb:

Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…

Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.

Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!

magikarp tho

SLOTH