Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?
“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”
Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^
Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.
A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?
ANNE FRANK WAS BI
HOW DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS
I FEEL FUCKING ROBBED
Inky paw prints presumably left by a curious kitty on a 15th century manuscript.
From National Geographic.
You guys have no idea how much money I’d save because I just wanna see the cat all the time.
its a catfish
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Still working on the second one.
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
meanwhile i’m asking the real fuckin questions
This was basically me capslocking after staying up all night to read Deathly Hallows at Sectus. Lots of other people were rejoicing and I was sleepily complaining that I didn’t care about people’s stupidly named children, I just wanted to to know if and how civil liberties had been restored and whether there’d been a Wizengamot inquiry into Dumbledore’s use of child soldiers. Thank god for fic, otherwise we’d never get to the good stuff.
Sirius totally knowing Remus’ middle name is John but whenever he breaks out the full name he’ll throw in ridiculous middle names like
"Of COURSE he got a perfect score on the Charms exam, HE’S REMUS THADDEUS LUPIN"
"REMUS MICHELANGELO LUPIN, I AM SURPRISED AT YOU"
“Fuck, Remus Elizabeth Lupin—”