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sagihairius:

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

cfplayer:

Quidditch Global Games: Team Australia
This photo set honestly makes me want to cry.
From what I’ve gathered they are waiting to hear if the snitch catch was good.

Winning against Canada guaranteed an Australian silver.
I’m so damn happy and so freaking proud of what our team achieved, two years guys and you’ll have a go at gold again!

Photos by: Kaleah Balcomb (I don’t know where I should link back too!)

Holy crap that third photo.

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

-redux:

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lol you two
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i love you both and you are terrible for each other and i hope post-series you get coffee every six months or so just because you keep bumping into each other so might as well and cho hits you over the head with her logic sword and tells you you’re a goddamn idiot and how dare you not let ginny name the children they were in her goddamn body for nine months why are you such a prat and then harry goes home and cries about it and then capslocks about it
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but then six months later he runs into cho again and he’s like ‘yeah you were totally right that time’ and she’s like ‘lol of course i was i’m cho chang i’m always right but no one fucking listens to me because fandom is so goddamn basic’
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and then they order a fresh plate of scones please thank you

babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

mugglebornheadcanon:

111. Wifi works in The Room of Requirement. Sometimes a Muggleborn will go in there with a laptop and a blanket and will not come out until the next day.

scientist: on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what

ragingbitchfest:

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

We used AIM but same thing.