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Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains far beyond yours. Were it otherwise, she would never have been able to find these words.
Rainer Maria Rilke (via dieworten)

agendr:

Dear science fiction writers who make all alien species have binary genders: why

zablorg:

jncos:

There’s spells to prevent you from saying “fuck” inside Hogwarts which is why everyone has to use words like “blimey”, “cripes” and “Great Wizardly Wuzzlegumps!”

okay but imagine “fuck” being used in its proper context

"Fred… I want you to blimey me.”

all-hail-catherinethegreat:

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

all-hail-catherinethegreat:

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

26letterscombined:

"Cover to cover" by me

26letterscombined:

"Cover to cover" by me

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it